The Amazing True Story of Islam (Introduction)

Islam is the biggest muslim in the world. That's right, he is a muslim whose name is Islam. He is such a big muslim that he makes other muslims look like Jews. Instead of fasting only during the month of Ramadan, Islam fasts for 3 month before ramadan, and
3 months after Ramadan.

Here's are some of Islam's Friends:
Sheikh Hamza
Haytham
Shady

Here's are some things that Islam's friends do.

For example, sometimes middle eastern people in lebanon would sit together at a cafee and talk together and mingle boys and girls.
Sheick Hamza doesn't like this. So while they are talking he comes into their midst and says:

لقد حان وقت الاسلام . هيا على الصلاة.

which translates to: The time has come for Islam. Let us Pray.
And thus he forces everyone to pray and the hot women to get veiled.


Here's a conversation that Goes between Shady and Haytham:

Shady: يهودي يأخذ أرضي.
Haytham: Bloodlibelأقتله . أقتله يا شادي. أقتله و إشرب دمه.

Translated:
Shady: A jew takes my Land
Haytham: Kill him.Kill him Shady. Kill him and drink his blood. Bloodlibel.

So more to come about Islam and friends.